alright, ted time.
you won't believe how many starkid characters i kin. it's kind of disgusting. hatchetfield's ted spankoffski & max jägerman are me. the rest is delicious self indulgence. enjoy.
starkins.
a very potter series
ron weasley
james potter
remus lupin
aragog
voldemort
gilderoy lockheartstarship
junior
veeto
februaryholy musical b@man!
superman
sweet toothtwisted: the untold story of a royal vizier
prince achmed
aladdinani: a parody
jeffery tarkin
joe walker's pit crew characterthe trail to oregon!
henry mcdoon/the bandit king
general store guy
the doctorfirebringer
duckerthe guy who didn't like musicals
ted spankoffski
zoey chambers
danny the smoke club kid
joey's army guy/rookie
dan reynolds (with action news, weekdays at 10pm)black friday
wilbur cross
shopper #4/curt in a hat
pres. howard goodman
wiggly
frank pricely
gary, attorney at law
cineplex boynerdy prudes must die
max jägerman
officer baileysolve it squad
keith swansonspies are forever
DMA & owen carvour
richard "dick" big
the joe walker bartenderpoe party
ernest hemingway
hi. i'm ted.
hi! my name is thomas, amongst other names, but i also go by ted. that is because i am literally ted (no offense). it's like, sad, because it's ted, and he's made to be unlikeable, but it's also kind of hilarious, so i let it slide.i could like, sit here and list the reasons ted and i are similar or whatever but that's boring and a little fruity so i won't be doing that--what i will say? i'm ted! that's me! no offense, joey richter, but that's me in the flesh.
as ted i have a few timelines and a lot of mems. i have my charlotte for all of them (@softcellz). she's lovely! we share the canon timeline as well as a timeline in which i infect her, a black friday timeline (it's kinda sad lmao) and a timeline where the events of tgwdlm just. . . don't happen, and hatchetfield goes on mundanely. it's real cool. those aren't our only tls, but i'm really shit at keeping track.i'm bisexual in all my canons and irl, though in canon i refused to admit it to people and claimed i was straight. you guys know sam, right? charlotte's husband? yeah. i was not.romantic comforts as ted include charlotte, sam, hidgens, and paul, though ted tends to flirt with pretty much everyone including (but not limited to) the baristas. emma, zoey, and nora are NOT romantic comforts, however.general comforts as ted are mundane office interiors and motel rooms.